Sam Fertig, Features Reporter
Sam, also known as "Slammin' Sammy" in reference to his radical softball skills, is a writer in the Features section of The Talon. It's his first year. Much like his brother, being from Minnesota, Sam has learned a lot about moose, hipsters, and the science of warm tongue on cold metal. He was, also like his brother, probably a fetus or something. When asked about his likes and dislikes, he responds with a simple, "don't ask me that," as to spare the questioner several minutes of profane rambling, mostly concerned with bears and Republicans.
