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Lucas Valim

Lucas Valim, Entertainment Reporter

Lucas Valim sexually identifies as an Entertainment writer, he also knows when to stop a metaphor before it goes too far. After Hobbes-ing his way up The Talon corporate leader, after dallying about as a measly Blogger larva during his first year he has grown into a mighty Entertainment hawk moth. While a mediocre biographer, Lucas likes to think he’s pretty good at writing about things like films and especially video games (viewing himself as quite the ludologist), and like an elf with high dex he tends to be very critical of these things. His hobbies include writing McCarthy-esque fiction, meditating, jogging and overseeing a cult devoted to our lovingly cruel overlord, mighty Cthulhu, may the Old Ones bless His squid-ly form. Lucas Valim currently resides in his own personal hell, where he plays bridge with Virgil and Dante every Thursday evening.

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Innovate!

Innovate!

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Divine risk-taking

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You must be kidding

You must be kidding

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Measles mania

February 25, 2015
The origins of Carnaval

The origins of Carnaval

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Facebook is the Internet

Facebook is the Internet

February 10, 2015
Groundhog climatology

Groundhog climatology

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Throwback Thursday

Throwback Thursday

December 5, 2014
It’s me, Mario!

It’s me, Mario!

December 3, 2014
Zombie Zoo 2014

Zombie Zoo 2014

November 6, 2014
DoSomething Food Drive

DoSomething Food Drive

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Halloween Benefit Bash!

Halloween Benefit Bash!

October 31, 2014
By leaps and bounds

By leaps and bounds

October 26, 2014

Science rules!

October 15, 2014
Doing Something

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October 8, 2014
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A look back at SPMUN

October 4, 2014
A recipe for disaster?

A recipe for disaster?

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Into the wild green yonder

Into the wild green yonder

September 25, 2014
Spoil yourself

Spoil yourself

September 24, 2014
Vamos fazer a diferença

Vamos fazer a diferença

September 3, 2014
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