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Lucas Valim

Lucas Valim, Entertainment Reporter

Lucas Valim sexually identifies as an Entertainment writer, he also knows when to stop a metaphor before it goes too far. After Hobbes-ing his way up The Talon corporate leader, after dallying about as a measly Blogger larva during his first year he has grown into a mighty Entertainment hawk moth. While a mediocre biographer, Lucas likes to think he’s pretty good at writing about things like films and especially video games (viewing himself as quite the ludologist), and like an elf with high dex he tends to be very critical of these things. His hobbies include writing McCarthy-esque fiction, meditating, jogging and overseeing a cult devoted to our lovingly cruel overlord, mighty Cthulhu, may the Old Ones bless His squid-ly form. Lucas Valim currently resides in his own personal hell, where he plays bridge with Virgil and Dante every Thursday evening.

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Why the summer?

Why the summer?

Lucas Valim, Blogger
May 22, 2015
Shawshank redeemed

Shawshank redeemed

Lucas Valim, Blogger
May 9, 2015
The Salt of the Earth

The Salt of the Earth

Lucas Valim, Blogger
April 11, 2015
Digging for Nazi gold

Digging for Nazi gold

Lucas Valim, Blogger
April 10, 2015
BRAMUN 2015

BRAMUN 2015

Lucas Valim, Blogger
April 1, 2015
Monster Madness

Monster Madness

Lucas Valim, Blogger
March 25, 2015
Romney vs. Holyfield

Romney vs. Holyfield

Lucas Valim, Blogger
March 19, 2015
Pi Day prep

Pi Day prep

Lucas Valim, Blogger
March 13, 2015
Innovate!

Innovate!

Lucas Valim, Blogger
March 5, 2015
Divine risk-taking

Divine risk-taking

Lucas Valim, Blogger
March 4, 2015
You must be kidding

You must be kidding

Lucas Valim, Blogger
February 27, 2015
Measles mania

Measles mania

Lucas Valim, Blogger
February 25, 2015
The origins of Carnaval

The origins of Carnaval

Lucas Valim, Blogger
February 13, 2015
Facebook is the Internet

Facebook is the Internet

Lucas Valim, Blogger
February 10, 2015
Groundhog climatology

Groundhog climatology

Lucas Valim, Blogger
February 4, 2015
Throwback Thursday

Throwback Thursday

Lucas Valim, Blogger
December 5, 2014
It’s me, Mario!

It’s me, Mario!

Lucas Valim, Blogger
December 3, 2014
Playing devil’s advocate

Playing devil’s advocate

Lucas Valim, Blogger
November 20, 2014
Zombie Zoo 2014

Zombie Zoo 2014

Lucas Valim, Blogger
November 6, 2014
DoSomething Food Drive

DoSomething Food Drive

Lucas Valim, Blogger
November 5, 2014
Halloween Benefit Bash!

Halloween Benefit Bash!

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 31, 2014
By leaps and bounds

By leaps and bounds

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 26, 2014
Strings Festival at Graded

Strings Festival at Graded

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 21, 2014

Science rules!

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 15, 2014
Doing Something

Doing Something

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 8, 2014
A look back at SPMUN

A look back at SPMUN

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 4, 2014
A recipe for disaster?

A recipe for disaster?

Lucas Valim, Blogger
October 1, 2014
Into the wild green yonder

Into the wild green yonder

Lucas Valim, Blogger
September 25, 2014
Spoil yourself

Spoil yourself

Lucas Valim, Blogger
September 24, 2014
George Clooney: super stalker

George Clooney: super stalker

Lucas Valim, Blogger
September 9, 2014
Vamos fazer a diferença

Vamos fazer a diferença

Lucas Valim, Blogger
September 3, 2014
Give yourself some space

Give yourself some space

Lucas Valim, Blogger
August 14, 2014
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